Did this really just fucking happen
nobody even tries anymore
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life
- big ben to the leaning tower of pisa: ive got the time if you've got the inclination
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
I have so much to do hahahahahah and here I am hahahhahahahaha.
"Hey can I have some of your-"
I have a cute boyfriend & I want to shout it from the rooftops but I’ll settle for posting abt it on my blog
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
“Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.”Aubrey Plaza (via perfect)