This is an oncilla, it’s related to the ocelot, and it’s absolutely fucking adorable. This oncilla was born in the Sao Paulo Zoo and it’s name is Poli.
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
I almost died laughing.
Samuel L. Jackson’s slam poem on Boy Meets World
Women of Marvel, stand to unite! Fight for what you believe! We gain more power as our numbers slowly grow, so unite!
Beat that dc
"You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were. But, guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. And that’s when the truth comes out."
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
I don’t make a habit of sleeping with men I’ve hardly spoken to but if I do it now and again, it doesn’t make me a bad person, so you can fuck off, Popey.
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*
i love every part of this
if u think depression or anxiety is “quirky” or “cute” you can have mine because I dont wanna deal with it
I have been laughing for like 10 minutes